Posted on 25.08.13 by A_Gibb
How many women, I wonder, count their builder as their ‘guilty pleasure’? Has anyone done a survey?
You are paying them for goodness sake – they have to do as you ask, they have to be gorgeous and they have to laugh at your jokes… Romance does blossom in this situation, I have observed this a few times in my line of work!
London based design company Increation has been drawn to my attention recently and yes… I do like their kitchens…
Anyone who knows me even slightly, knows how much I love purple…but I have to say, I also rather like Vincent – their MD…
Goodness…he can come and lay my floors any time…
Crumbs, what am I saying?? Of course I am a happily married old lady – being a happily married old lady is the very essence of Her Indoors – I assure you – I am not doing this for the money.
Increation’s client testimonials raised instant suspicion for me: ‘Our new kitchen has literally transformed our lives: from breakfast in the morning when we come down to a beautiful light-filled room overlooking the garden, to when it’s warm enough to eat outside‘ and: ‘Since Increation finished my new kitchen I’ve been hosting lunches, dinners and cocktail evenings more than ever before‘ These women’s lives seem to have gone from a world of bland nothingness to one of colour and cocktail parties… from the addition of a kitchen??
Hmmm…I absolutely know what’s going on here…I’ve had the builders in recently too and yes – you guessed it – I have had a whale of a time – Doug did comment: ‘you are really enjoying this aren’t you?’… ‘Wouldn’t you enjoy having half a dozen, 20-something girls running around the house and garden doing your every bidding?’ I replied… He had to admit he would… Unfortunately, or fortunately (?) that is never going to happen!
The increation team
Give them a ring today!